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Monday, June 28, 2010

Whyyy does it always rain on meee?

Here is a post I never published. It was a great day so I'm going to post it now. With a photo.

Claudina asked me to go shopping with her. So. Today. I was shopping with Claudina, and afterwards, as we walked to school, it started pelting with rain. HARD. We got completely soaked, from head to foot. Inside out. Shocking. I spent the rest of the day shivering. Claudina blames me, because I wanted to go to school early to make sure we had enough time to sign in, etc. I blame her for being born in the first place. I think I'm right.


Saturday, June 26, 2010

Life lesson

University can be the biggest bitch. Sometimes you just have one of those days. Or weeks. Or like... months. Don't worry, everybody has them. On those days, just turn into a giant green muscleman and destroy downtown.



"Dont get me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
- The Hulk guy whose real name escapes me at this present time.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Fashion Tips with Ojaye: Part 1

You all must know by now that I know everything there is to know about fashion. It's only a matter of time before I'm a model or a fashion designer or something. You know you can't deny it. I think it's my duty to give all you not-fashion-experts an insight into the brilliant mind of a fashion queen.
Colour of the millenium: ORANGE.

Tip #1. Orange is the new black. Wear as much orange as you can. It looks good on anyone and everyone, as you can see here:

Milan: Fashion Week 2010

Look how happy they are. Do you think they would be that happy if they weren't wearing orange? No. No they wouldn't. Notice the guy giving the peace sign. What's he wearing? Let's take a closer look.
Weionn: Fashion Icon. Does not have a last name because he's famous like "Madonna" or "Cher"

This is a great low-budget outfit, for those who can't afford an expensive orange wardrobe. In cases like this, just a splash of orange is required for a very chic outfit. Weionn is wearing a beautiful orange glittery material around his neck as a scarf. The material can be bought from an Spotlight store for a very low price. Weionn is also wearing a streamer tied around his neck, which compliments the scarf nicely. Around his head is a headband - quite a beautiuful one. The entire ensemble just oozes sophistication, especially it's not screaming orange, he won't be bothered by people constantly asking for his autograph or to take photos with him. Not much anyway. He'll still be bothered a little bit.

Fashion designer and model: Ojaye signing autographs at Milan Fashion Week 2010

This is an example of the perfect outfit. In the top photo you can see the entire ensemble, consisting of an orange T-shirt, an orange-and-white (not red-and-white) skirt and an orange see-through tutu. I'm sure you would all agree this look is in this season. The top photo was a difficult one to get since she's constantly surrounded by people asking for her autograph or photos with her.

Tip #2: Accessories are a must. As you can see, Ojaye has tied an orange streamer around her wrist, painted her fingernails and, for daywear, tied streamers around her neck like a tie.

As an extra, wear a pair of Aviator sunglasses taken from some guy named Tom. In all honesty, it's very difficult to pull off the Aviator look, and most people can't. If you can, as you put on the sunglasses, you must turn to Tom and say, "You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look good." Otherwise you will be breaking Australian Law and must take them off immediately.

Stay tuned for more fashion tips from Ojaye.