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Wednesday, June 17, 2009

I AM A MASTERCHEF JUDGE


Today, I ate ice cream.
"Skinny Cow" they call it. English Cream or something.
"Fat free" they say.
Well, YOU would be skinny too, if all you had to eat were these vile ice creams.
Note to self; "Fat Free" directly translates to "vomit on a stick." NEVER eat anything labelled "fat free" again.
EWW-Y.
I'm off to find something disgustingly unhealthy and bad for my liver.
I'm a big Bono fan, but the man can't count. On "Vertigo", he begins with 'uno, dos, tres, catorce' which is 'one, two, three, 14' in Spanish. So maybe there isn't a crisis in Africa. Bono's just miscounted. - Al Pitcher

4 comments:

Donna said...

I've never eaten 'skinny cow' ice cream before, but the logo kind of turns me off.

Sharyn said...

yeah taste fat free thousand island sauce
makes me barf just a tad just thinking about it ahaha

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an92 said...

HAHA skinny cow. Doesn't quite have the same ring as 'lean chicken' does.