Firemen and movie stars!

You know what annoys me? SPAM. And not the meat spam. I've never actually tried that, I'm sure it's nice. It looks really nice. I should buy some one day. I'm so hungry. What am I talking about? Oh right, spam.

Have you ever wondered why everytime you comment, it requires "approval" from me? If you write blogs too I'm sure you know why. If not, here's why:

Every time I log into this blog, I open the homepage and see like "4385 comments" (because that's how popular I am in my mind. In reality it might be like 3 - 5 depending on how often I log in or post) I get so excited. I love comments, they make me happy. Everytime I read them I'm like "YAAAAAAAAY!" People like Thuong, Daniel, Mara and Jackie tend to comment a lot so they're my favourite readers ;) Anyway I'll open up my comments, heart full of hope, and begin to read them.

This is when my heart sinks :(
Instead of finding comments from people, I find comments from ROBOTS.
THAT'S RIGHT, ROBOTS.

They spam me! They spam me like there's no tomorrow! In reality, 90% of the comments I get are spam, so I delete them. :( Especially on my Bruce Willis post. I'm assuming robots like Bruce Willis. I wish I didn't get spam. Unless I was friends with those robots. If I were friends with robots, I'd get spam and I'd say "That's so nice, they read my post" But for now, until I learn to read robot language and befriend them, they're such a hassle. Email spam is the same! I open up my emails like "OMG I'M SO POPULAR" and then I read about how my penis is not big enough, or hard enough. I need to please my woman.

Or there's some other alien language! HOW DID ALIENS GET MY EMAIL ANYWAY? I'm assuming they don't think my penis is big enough either!

END POST. XD

P.S You know what? Spam doesn't really annoy me that much. It's just a lot of clicking.

Mum's Facebook status: I had lemons and made lemonade....I had oranges and I added vodka

Jordan's comment: and 2 others like this.
Ojaye's comment: And then you gave it to your daughter... And she drank it all.
Jordan's comment: and got drunk. Thus the brain damage