ZOMBIES AND RED DINOSAURS

... was my dream last night. There was a theme park with red dinosaurs in it, and they came to life! But they didn't just start moving like statues in movies. They ACTUALLY CAME TO LIFE. LIKE REAL DINOSAURS. ONLY RED. Then some zombies came for some reason!!

The dinosaurs couldn't see very well and weren't very fast, so we were walking away from them quickly. We were still scared though, for some reason. If they were chasing you in a straight line, you could walk into another room if you were really quiet and they wouldn't notice. My friend Thuong was in the dream, and kept getting chased by a small red T-Rex. (But still much bigger than a human.) She was really scared and had this look on her face like "OMG T-REX" as you would. Everytime she would silently walk into another room, she would whimper and the T-Rex would find her again. Silly Thuong!

There was also a room full of red centipedes. My whole family, boyfriend Grant and family friend Belinda were sitting in this giant room with hundreds of other people, and giant centipedes on the floor. (About 30cm in length, a few inches wide?) They couldn't see, so everyone in the room (instead of walking out of the room quietly) was just sitting there, still and quietly, staring at the stupid bugs. I had been touched by these bugs before, and if they touched you, you would be teleported back to your bedroom/house for some reason. Everyone thought you would die if they touched you, so no one did. I whispered to Grant & Belinda that it just teleported you and they both went "Why the hell are we still here?" and made LOTS of noise so the centipedes would touch them and they disappeared. I was like WHAT THE HELL? and my parents were like "where did they go?! O_O" The problem with them teleporting was that they might be teleported to a zombie-infested house or something. But they didn't think of that because people in my dreams are stupid. Really stupid.

After a while I came to my senses and walked out of the room, followed by some friends and family. We went to my primary school, which also had many red dinosaurs. I was looking for Grant and Belinda because I was worried about them being eaten.

Then I woke up.

I hope I have that dream again, I'm smarter now that I'm awake.

Ojaye: Erectile dysfunction could mean a bunch of other problems, like heart problems. I learnt it on Oprah...
Grant: Or like an unattractive wife.