A new (improved) letter

Today, during Maths Studies, I was extremely bored. I decided I wanted to create a "new" letter of the alphabet. I wanted this letter to represent "oj." In order to create this letter, I decided to put "o" and "j" together. (I'm so creative, I know.) I wrote it on paper, and it said...

"g"

The letter "g" looks slightly different as in certain fonts, but just think of that in my handwriting, if you can't see what I mean. At first, I was like, "YAY! New letter! ... Oh. It's already a letter." What a shame. We could've shared something beautiful, that letter and I.

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat.
- P.J O'Rourke

Blog idea~

OOO! How exciting. I'm going to start a music blog, so I can rant purely about music.

But first, I need a title.

Ideas welcome!

Keeping with the topic of music...

Today, I taught myself part of a John Mayer song on guitar, In Repair. It's only three chords, but I got really excited - because I only really knew a few chords on guitar before, and dad never actually let me try on my own, because he said I should focus on piano. I was playing John Mayer on the piano from the book Thuong had lent me, when I looked at the guitar chord chart thingys and thought "Hey, that's making a bit of sense for some reason." So I grabbed dad's guitar and attempted to play. TA-DA. I am now three chords closer to being awesome. ANYWAY. I want to learn more now. Suddenly guitar got a bit easier for me.

I texted dad with my 'proud' achievement, and he replied back with "Well done smartass"

I LOVE YOU TOO, DAD!

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
- P.J. O'Rourke

TOOT, TOOT!

Meet Buble. A little white 1992 Mazda 121 Funtop. I wont post a picture because I can't be bothered finding one at the moment. Here's a random picture of a yellow Mazda 121 I found on the net:

Say hi to Buble!

Hello!

He's very happy today, do you know why?

Why, Ojaye?

Buble was feeling very ugly, because his seat covers were frayed and yucky. Today, Ojaye decided to change them, finally!

*yaaay!!*

I think they look better, because the grey matches the interior better than my old, black Pink Panther seat covers. Now I can advertise the fact that I'm a "moo-ver and groover" everywhere I go.

Buble is so sexy. All the girl cars will love him even more than before.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin

Assembly today~

Today, I finally got my badge and stuff for being Music Captain of the school. The principle shook my hand and said "Well, it took us a while didn't it? About time." I smiled, and tripped on my way back to my seat. BLOOPERS FOR THE WIN. I wish someone had filmed it. I wanted to curtsey when I regained my balance but I didn't have time. I sort of did though. If one person noticed me curtsey, it would've all been worthwhile!

All seniors were kept in after assembly for a lecture on behaving in assembly. Apparently, one of the reasons we were kept in is because someone called me "Geek-Face" when I collected my badge, and the teacher saw them making comments. My friend heard this, and saw the teacher's reaction. Just so people know, this doesn't hurt my feelings, and I'm not blogging this to vent. For some reason, I'm very amused and interested by this. XD *pushes up non-existant glasses*

Just thought people would find that interesting.

I AM GEEK-FACE. HEAR ME ROAR.

*reeeaaoowwwrr*

BACK TO PHYSICS!

Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.
- George Carlin

BRIGHTSMILEYHAPPYTHINGS

I FEEL HAPPY. Do you feel happy?
Let's be happy.
I like you all.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.- Harry Hill

Friends are so special <3

Last night, I was studying for my Chemistry exam, worth about 10% of my grade. I was crazy stressed and worried, because it was time for bed but I wanted to study more. My phone had just finished charging, so I turned it on. As my phone turned on, the welcome message flashed up on the screen. Claudina and I write each other's welcome messages on our phones. Mine?

Yes, cry, for you are doomed.

Important Dates: Adelaide University

For An and anyone else who didn't get this booklet.

FRIDAY 5 JUNE 2009
UMAT closing date

FRIDAY 19 JUNE 2009
UMAT late closing date

MONDAY 31 AUGUST 2009
Applications close: Dentistry, Medicine and Oral Health

WEDNESDAY 6 JANUARY 2010
Last day to change preferences
(Please note: unable to add Medicine, Dentistry or Oral Health)

THURSDAY 10 DECEMBER
December SATAC offer round

THURSDAY 14 JANUARY
January SATAC offer round

THURSDAY 4 FEBRUARY
February SATAC offer round

27 NOVEMBER - 18 DECEMBER 2009
December Oral assessments for Medicine, Nursing, Dentistry and Oral Health

26 JANUARY - 30 JANUARY 2010
January Oral assessments for Medicine and Nursing

I hope this is useful to anyone interested in Adelaide University Faculty of Health Sciences!

Never fight an inanimate object.
- P.J. O'Rourke

Celebritites: Bruce Willis

HELLO, BLOG WORLD! How are you? Good? Good.

I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard them talking about Bruce Willis, the awesomely awesome super action hero. For those who don't know him, HAVE YOU BEEN LIVING UNDER A ROCK? Here are some movies that may jog your memory:

• Die Hard
• Die Hard 2
• Die Hard 3
• Die Hard 4
• Armageddon
• Mercury Rising
• The Sixth Sense

And there's many more. You get the picture. He's pretty freaking awesome.

ANYWAY.

It so happens that he was going to be interviewed on this radio station (I can't remember which one... Probably 107.1 SAFM or Nova 91.9). The three hosts were VERY excited that such a big star was going to be appearing on their show. HOWEVER, their hopes were quickly dashed when they were told the conditions Mr Willis had set.

1. 
   
   Only one host was allowed to interview him.
2. 
   
   That person only had three minutes to interview him.

Now. I know that stars are very busy. I mean, they have lives of their own and such. Don't get me wrong, Bruce Willis is the A-GRADE MATERIAL CELEBRITY (and quite attractive for a man who's old enough to be my father. O_O) But... What's with the conditions?! SERIOUSLY.

Only one host was allowed to interview him. Why? Why is this? Is he afraid of Swine Flu, and wants to limit his contact with other people? Is he shy? Does he suffer from Enochlophobia? Do non-celebrities disgust him? Does he think the interview will turn into an ORGY if more than one person is in there? I REALLY DON'T GET IT.

That person only had three minutes to interview him. I don't get this either. Ok, maybe I do. Mr Willis is an extremely busy man, he has lots of things to do, places to go, people to see. He doesn't want to spend the entire day on the phone, or in a hotel while people come in and out, answering the same questions over and over... but THREE MINUTES? How did he get three minutes anyway? Did he roll dice? Hmm. It doesn't seem right to me.

This got me thinking. If I were a celebrity, would I have weird conditions for people to follow as well? I came up with a few.

YES. You can interview me, but...

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  You must all wear orange.
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  You have to bring me some sort of gnome with you.
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  You may not use the letter "e."
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  There must be a bowl of chocolate-covered strawberries next to me at all times.
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  Drinks must be supplied. Straws must be orange.
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  There should be an after-party, fully catered. (Yes, a party after EVERY interview.)
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  If other celebrities are interviewed in the same day, I have to meet them. They have to say, "Oh my God. I am your BIGGEST FAN!" Even if it's someone more awesome than me who doesn't give a crap about me.
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  The room has to be at a comfortable temperature. Say, 26 degrees celcius. Even if I'm being interviewed over the phone.
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  Actually, no phone interviews. I'm awkward on the phone.
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  Restaurant City should be running on a computer next to me. HAH.
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  CUDDLES. LOTS OF CUDDLES.

Anybody got any more? I'd like to hear them. Maybe when one of us becomes famous, we can torture our interviewers together.

Note: Bruce Willis, I'm sure you have good reasons for your conditions. Please don't beat me up, you're bigger than me.

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative. Then you can not only be nothing, you can do nothing too.- P.J. O'Rourke

My Secret Desire

To end my English Studies Poetry Essay like this:

All poets, overall, have expressed the worlds they see through their poetry, and cause the reader to feel as though they are a part of that world. I'm bored now. kthxbye.

T.S. Eliot is awesome.

The last twist of the knife

From Rhapsody on a Windy Night

I would say I wrote this, but I would be lying.

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, 'God , I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

God led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.
In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles, that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.God said, 'You have seen Hell.'

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equiped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand..'It is simple,' said God . 'It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves.'

I wanna live. I don’t wanna die. That’s the whole meaning of life: Not dying! I figured that shit out by myself in the third grade.
- George Carlin