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Sunday, August 23, 2009

TOOT, TOOT!

Meet Buble. A little white 1992 Mazda 121 Funtop. I wont post a picture because I can't be bothered finding one at the moment. Here's a random picture of a yellow Mazda 121 I found on the net:


Say hi to Buble!

Hello!

He's very happy today, do you know why?

Why, Ojaye?

Buble was feeling very ugly, because his seat covers were frayed and yucky. Today, Ojaye decided to change them, finally!

*yaaay!!*

I think they look better, because the grey matches the interior better than my old, black Pink Panther seat covers. Now I can advertise the fact that I'm a "moo-ver and groover" everywhere I go.

Buble is so sexy. All the girl cars will love him even more than before.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.
- George Carlin

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

HAHA. HEAPS sexy Olivia. I can't wait for the next time I get to sit in buble. ;D
Oh anddd, I love the quote you put up at the end of this blog post. :)