Two comics that I love: explosm.net and theslackerz.com. They both have had something in common recently. Talking about HAVING STUFFZ. I find it amusing when people get NEW STUFFZ and they think that they're better than everyone for having NEW STUFFZ. It hasn't happened recently, but I have encountered it in the past. People can be so silly. I love you, people.
Happy Birthday, Mara.
Let's put as many 'inside' jokes as we can into one line/paragraph/whatever.
Creator. Maram. Felix. You lose forever.
I love you!
*long, suffocating hug*
On a completely unrelated matter,
Today someone was talking about what song they wanted at their funeral. I want "Wheel" by John Mayer. Here's the lyrics and video, in case you're interested, which you're probably not, but I don't really care. You don't have to watch it, seriously. hah.
People have the right to fly
And will when it gets compromised
Their hearts say "Move along"
Their minds say "Gotcha heart"
Let's move it along
And airports, see it all the time
Where someone's last goodbye
Blends in with someone's sigh
Cause someone's coming home
In hand, a single rose
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
And I won't be the last
No I won't be the last, to love her
You can't build a house of leaves
And live like it's an evergreen
It's just a season thing
It's just this thing that seasons do
And that's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
And you won't be the first
No you won't be the first, to love me
You can find me, if you ever want to give
I'll be around the bend
I'll be around the bend
I'll be around, I'll be around
And if you never stop when you wave goodbye
You just might find if you give it time
You will wave hello again
You just might wave hello again
And that's the way this wheel keeps working now
That's the way this wheel keeps working now
You can't love too much, one part of it(repeat)
I believe that my life's gonna see
The love I give return to me
I believe that my life's gonna see yeah
The love I give return to me.
I believe that my life's gonna see the love I give
Return to me
SO YES. AWESOME. Do that for me, yes?
“I think that when you get dressed in the morning, sometimes you’re really making a decision about your behavior for the day. Like if you put on flipflops, you’re saying: ‘Hope I don’t get chased today.’ ‘Be nice to people in sneakers.’”
- Demetri Martin
... but I'm going to delete it. I have one friend on there - a previous exchange student from my school. She has facebook, so it's all good. I made it one day when I was extremely bored, and didn't plan on using it ever again. It's pretty obvious, judging by my profile. I viewed my profile again, for one last time, and it amused me. I'm going to post it here so it's not forgotten.
Basic
Gender: Female
Age: 104
Ethnicity: Inter-racial
Occupation: Government/Military
Country: Australia
State: South Australia
City: Adelaide
Hometown(s): Gotham City Personal
About me: Don't add me. I'm not cool.
Language: Random crap
Interests: Scaring old ladies at the supermarket
Clubs & Organizations: Nightclubs
Favorite books: Hentaiiiiii
Favorite music: sexy music ;D
Favorite TV programs: Hentaiiii
Favorite movies: Hentaiiiii
Places I've Traveled To: Uranus
I'm looking for: Rusty axes Dating
Dating Status: Divorced
Body Type: Thick
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 3'0
Religion: Others
Smoking Habit: daily
Drinking Habit: daily
Currently Living with: Boyfriend/Girlfriend
TV watching habits: Sitcoms, Movies
My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
- Demetri Martin
Two awesome youtube videos that I found the other day with some people I love very much.
Later on, we went to town and sang them, extremely loudly. I think we disturbed many people, but we were having too much fun to care. (SORRY, CITIZENS OF ADELAIDE. - especially those in Chinatown on Friday night!) We were singing them so much that many people forgot what the original sounded like. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. (Which is a lot!)
Not really. I've only been 'playing' for 2 weeks. But you get it. Here's Thuong and I playing "Stupid Love Song" by Amiel. I put that title at the bottom to cover my strumming, because I'm still trying to co-ordinate it, so I don't want pros to see!
Well we were being stupid. But y'know. All in good fun. Enjoy.
Today, I was driving my little brother home from soccer training. I was singing "Comfortable" by John Mayer at the top of my lungs, and bouncing around while I was (SAFELY) driving. Halfway through the song, my brother turns to me.
Brother: You should go in Australian Idol.
Ojaye: HAHA! Why?
Brother: You'd get in! Easily!
Ojaye: That's so sweet! What makes you say that?
Brother: You're much better than the people in there at the moment! YOU COULD BE IN THE TOP 12!
That made my confidence go up up up, because it was sweet! AWWWW.
Jordan's going to make some girl (or guy) very happy one day.
Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
- P.J. O'Rourke
If I were a DJ, I would call myself MC Squared.
Despite my previous profile description, I did not drop out of year 12 do become a pokemon master.
I often quote my 13-year old brother because he's funnier than me, cuter and will one day be a famous actor. When that day comes, I will leech off him. He's already promised to 'think about' taking me to an awards ceremony with him. I'm so there.
