I had a Zorpia.

... but I'm going to delete it. I have one friend on there - a previous exchange student from my school. She has facebook, so it's all good. I made it one day when I was extremely bored, and didn't plan on using it ever again. It's pretty obvious, judging by my profile. I viewed my profile again, for one last time, and it amused me. I'm going to post it here so it's not forgotten.

Basic

Gender: Female
Age: 104
Ethnicity: Inter-racial
Occupation: Government/Military
Country: Australia
State: South Australia
City: Adelaide
Hometown(s): Gotham City
Personal
About me: Don't add me. I'm not cool.
Language: Random crap
Interests: Scaring old ladies at the supermarket
Clubs & Organizations: Nightclubs
Favorite books: Hentaiiiiii
Favorite music: sexy music ;D
Favorite TV programs: Hentaiiii
Favorite movies: Hentaiiiii
Places I've Traveled To: Uranus
I'm looking for: Rusty axes
Dating
Dating Status: Divorced
Body Type: Thick
Eye Color: Hazel
Height: 3'0
Religion: Others
Smoking Habit: daily
Drinking Habit: daily
Currently Living with: Boyfriend/Girlfriend
TV watching habits: Sitcoms, Movies

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
- Demetri Martin