Wait a second.
HERE he is:
Nelly: Hardcore rapper, not pink elephant who packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus.
You know, I like Nelly. I like this song. It's nice. There's just this one thing that bugs me. Nelly is a giant cheater. If I could play chess and were playing chess with him, I wouldn't look away because I think he would move my pieces around. This is why I think he's a giant cheater:
"If you ever loved somebody put your hands up.
If you ever loved somebody put your hands up."
Now, I'm no expert on people or anything, but I assume this will cause everybody to put their hands up.Whether the have loved romantically or familally (I just made up my own word for family love because I couldn't think of the right one) was no specified. THAT WAS YOUR PLAN ALL ALONG, WASN'T IT, NELLY? You just want everyone to put their hands up! Cheater!
You know, some artists just call everyone to put their hands up. They tell them to wave their hands in the air like they just don't care (Here is a list of songs that request people do this). Some artists are selective. They tell everybody in the club to get tipsy (J Kwon, 2004). Or everyone on the dance floor to grab a partner or something. But you, good sir. You use mind games to make people think that they are special and meet your criteria for putting their hands up. But in actual fact you are being a 'hands up' whore and referring to everyone!
I will not fall for such shenanigans. I have loved many people and therefore I am obligated to put my hands up. But as I do, I will yell "THAT MEANS HE WANTS EVERYONE TO DO IT."
And don't tell me that he later adds "And now they're gone and you wish you could give them everything." after the "If you've ever loved somebody" line, because by the time you hear this, your hands are already up. Everything is ruined.
Anyway here's the song.
*trying to sleep*Ojaye: Jord, can you turn the light off please?Jordan: Wait, no not yet. I'm getting changed and I don't like to be naked in the dark. I glow.
2 comments:
Haha Olivia. Loving your recent blog posts. I'm so tempted to make a song that says "Put your hands up" now.
And HAHA at Jordan! XD
'Random - Put Your Hands Up' - you know, that one-hit-wonder band from some Aussie reality show? *shrug*
Modern day hokey pokey, I'd say. "You put your right hand up, you put your right hand down. You put your right hand up, and you wave it all around". Except it's played 'in da club' and 'on da floor'. With Nelly.
Anyways I love that song! Had it on replay for the past 2 weeks or so =D
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